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Madame Web is beyond abysmal – but it’s the most entertaining superhero film in ages

Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse LoughreyGet our The Life Cinematic email for freeIt was inevitable that Madame Web would tank. Dakota Johnson as the eponymous psychic, a peripheral character who occasionally pops up in the Spider-Man comic books? It’s not exactly Marvel’s A-list. Throw in the bizarre, sarcastic press tour and a trailer that was openly mocked on social media, and it’s clear they were always going to have a hard time selling this one.And sure enough,…

Blizzard Confirms Abysmal Aberrant Cinder Drop Rate Is A Bug

After Diablo IV's latest big patch pushed up the difficulty of Helltide, including increasing the cost of opening Mystery Chests, players have also noticed far less Aberrant Cinders dropping. In a reply to a tweet, Diablo GM Rod Fergusson has confirmed that the lower drop rate is a bug that will be fixed in the next hotfix.A number of changes made in Diablo IV's first major patch were designed to increase the difficulty of Helltides, making monsters 3 levels higher than the player instead of 2, and…

The Abysmal Remake of an All-Time Great Bides Its Time on Netflix

Image via Sony There are few filmmakers out there who’ve seen their back catalogue cannibalized for remakes and reboots more often than John Carpenter, but do-overs like The Fog – especially when he takes a producer’s credit – arguably do more harm than good to his legacy. Of course, when you’re the brains behind a string of all-time classics, certifiable cult favorites, and under-appreciated gems, there’s no harm in allowing your filmography to be given a fresh coat of paint, because nobody in their right mind…

An Abysmal Psychological Thriller Unravels a Murder Mystery on Netflix

via Universal Terrible movies can often end up delivering happy endings for reasons that have nothing to do with the dismal quality of what ends up on the screen, as proven when Dream House co-stars Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz started dating during production, and ultimately ended up getting married three months before the psychological thriller was released in theaters. The stars may have gotten the opportunity to enjoy their post-marital honeymoon period, but that wasn’t something director Jim Sheridan’s…

Jonathan Majors responds to abysmal Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania reviews

Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse LoughreyGet our The Life Cinematic email for freeJonathan Majors has commented on Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania’s disappointing critical reception.Majors stars as the villain, Kang the Conqueror, in the Paul Rudd-starring Marvel franchise’s third instalment.Since its 17 February release, Quantumania’s dismal reviews have made it Rotten Tomatoes’ lowest-scoring sequel in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).It currently stands at…