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“Dad, The Crying Waitress, And The Fart From Hell”: Woman Shares Hilarious Story

The world is awash with people who absolutely feel entitled to make everyone’s life worse. From outrageous demands, to just nasty behavior, some folks make their own delusions everyone’s problem. So every now and then, a hero rises and makes them regret acting the way they do.A woman shared the hilarious story of her father taking a gassy bit of revenge on a rude couple. After a huge meal, they spotted the offending couple in an elevator they were taking, so the father decided to enact justice. Netizens applauded his…

Guy Behind “Trying To Hold In A Fart” Finally Reveals The Story Of The Iconic Meme

Everyone is undoubtedly familiar with the notorious fart meme — yes, the one with a guy sitting next to a girl while his face is contorted as if he’s on the verge of exploding right in the middle of a classroom.Waves of laughter resounded across the internet as they assumed the guy in the meme was fighting a silent battle, desperately trying to squeeze his butt cheeks and prevent an impending fart from accidentally escaping.What might surprise some netizens is that the story behind the photo had nothing to do with the…

Ice Spice Releases ‘Think U the Shit (Fart),’ First Single of the Year

The rap star has been teasing "Think U the Sh*t (Fart)" for several weeks Ice Spice thinks you’re just a booty hole blowing a kiss. On Friday, the rapper released her silly single “Think U the Sh*t (Fart)” several weeks after teasing the track online. “Think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart,” she raps. “I be going hard. I’m breaking they hearts, like. Bitches be quick, but I’m quicker. Bitches be thick, but I’m thicker. She could be rich, but I’m richer.” On Thursday, the

Barbie director Greta Gerwig reveals ‘fart opera’ scene that was edited out

Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse LoughreyGet our The Life Cinematic email for freeGreta Gerwig has revealed a scene that ended up being removed from the final cut of Barbie. The filmmaker directed the hit film, based on the Mattel doll, as well as co-wrote the script with her partner Noah Baumbach. Starring Margot Robbie as the titular plastic figurine, with Ryan Gosling as her beach-loving companion Ken, the film has broken several box-office records since its…

Did You Know Teslas Can Fart? 6 Smart Devices With a Childish Sense of Humor

Sure, Elon Musk makes juvenile jokes, but plenty more high-tech gadgets and apps use low-brow jokes to connect with their buyers Sure, Elon Musk makes juvenile jokes, but plenty more high-tech gadgets and apps use low-brow jokes to connect with their buyers FOLLOW US ON GOOGLE NEWS Read original article here Denial of responsibility! Techno Blender is an automatic aggregator of the all world’s media. In each content, the hyperlink to the primary source is specified. All trademarks belong to their rightful…

An FOC Fart of Destiny?

Devin Townsend's 2007 rock opera becomes a comic book in this preview of Ziltoid the Omniscient #1. Preview it ahead of FOC on Monday.Published Sun, 12 Mar 2023 13:26:11 -0500 by Jude Terror | Are you ready to join us on a journey through the final order cutoff preview for Ziltoid the Omniscient #1? This issue is a collaboration between rock and sci-fi that might just be the most interesting since Queen did the Flash Gordon movie soundtrack! This time, it's the music of Devin Townsend, specifically his 2007 rock opera…

‘I’m getting to be an old fart now’: Daniel Mays on coppers, Brexit and his festive romcom

Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse LoughreyGet our The Life Cinematic email for freeDaniel Mays has hurt his back. “It’s causing me a bit of gyp,” the Line of Duty star admits. “I’m just getting to be an old fart now. But that’s the hazards of the job, I’m afraid.” I’m speaking to him over video from his home in north London. The “job” in question is a new series about one of the Founding Fathers of America, Benjamin Franklin (Michael Douglas), for which Mays has been…

2022 Hyundai Elantra N – push the fart button!

The Hyundai Elantra sedan was redesigned in 2021 to good effect, with smart styling and a good enough interior for the price point. This year, Hyundai has added a performance-oriented N model, boasting a turbocharged engine and suspension upgrades.At a GlanceQuick little car with good handling characteristicsLoud and stiff to drive, as befits a sports carLackluster interior materials and designBig red button on the steering wheel makes exhaust farts.Unlike the standard Elantra model or the fuel-sipping Elantra Hybrid…

We’ve Reached The Fart Joke Era Of Will Smith’s Return To Social Media

After Will Smith slapped Chris Rock onstage at the Oscars back in March, the Men in Black actor took a hiatus from social media for several months. But by the end of July, Smith made his return to the social media scene, and since the following month, he’s been posting fairly frequently on platforms like Instagram and Twitter. Well, with Halloween behind us and Thanksgiving just a couple weeks away, we’ve officially reached the fart joke era of Smith’s social media return.Looking to Will Smith’s Instagram page, you’ll…

Selena Gomez Makes Hilarious SNL Debut! Miley Cyrus Impressions, Fart Jokes To Manifesting Love

Selena Gomez Makes Her Debut SNL Monologue: From Miley Cyrus Impression To Manifesting Love, Here Are The Highlights(Pic Credit: Instagram) Singer and actress Selena Gomez surprised everyone with her Saturday Night Live hosting debut on May 14. The actress’ spoke about several things in her opening monologue, including that she has been a massive fan of the show. Scroll down to know more. Days ago, SNL posted a teaser with her and musical guest Post Malone, along with cast members Aidy Bryant and Bowen…