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A Treasure-Hunting Travesty Leaves Netflix Users Miserably Mummified

via Loongs United Investment People like horror movies, they sure as sh*t like stories about roguish adventures hunting for long-lost treasure, and everyone without fail absolutely adores The Mummy. With that in mind, surely a combination of the three in what was the most expensive co-production ever between Australia and China would be able to entertain at the very least, right? Right…? Based on a seven percent Rotten Tomatoes score, a 20 percent user rating, a 4.4/10 average on IMDb, and a 4.5 audience…

Fans Try to Defend a Record-Breaking Blockbuster That Failed Miserably

via Disney If you ever need concrete evidence as to why the video game genre is regularly labeled as cursed, then look no further than the fact the two most recent movies to hold the title of highest-grossing console-to-screen adaptation ever made both ended up losing money. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time even held onto the record for six years before Warcraft arrived, and yet neither of them turned a single penny of profit during their respective theatrical runs. It was blatantly obvious that producer…

DC Fans Miserably Pick Apart a Depressing Missed Opportunity in Animation

2021’s Injustice should have been a smash-hit. The DC animated movie was adapted from Mortal Kombat developer NetherRealm Studios’ hit fighting games, set in a dystopian universe in which a tyrannical Superman transforms Earth into a police state and Batman leads a resistance against him. In the game this leads to all manner of strange alliances between heroes and villains and – given that this is a fighting game – a lot of kickass battles. The animated movie loosely adapts it, taking inspiration from both the…