Josh Brolin, Heidi Gardner Strip And Get Kinky to Thwart Bank Robbery

Saturday Night Live host Josh Brolin teamed up with Heidi Gardner to play bank customers caught up in a heist who use their kinkiness to help get the robbers to abandon their mission.

After two armed men dressed in black enter, Gardner eggs them on despite their hesitancy to engage with her.

“No one gets hurt? Yeah, right. I’ve seen enough movies to know what happens to a chick like me. Take me to the vault and get it over with, you nasty boys!” she exclaims, prompting one of the robbers (James Austin Johnson) to respond: “Lady, shut up!”

Brolin, wanting in on the action, chimes in: “And what am I supposed to do, just watch? Watch helpless as you have your way with my supple wife?”

A minute later, the pair are revealed to have tied their hands themselves.

“We didn’t want to give you sickos the satisfaction,” Brolin says. “Oh God, I can picture it now: you probably are going to take my chick in the back and lay her on a bed of quarters and make a smut film in the vault. You make me sick!”

Despite the second robber (Devon Walker) insisting that they don’t want to do anything with his wife, Brolin informs him that he and Gardner “just opened up our marriage.”

The addition of Marcello Hernandez as the getaway driver was a bonus to them. “Oh, look at that!” Gardner ogled. “A barely legal Latino!”

As the three robbers huddle up and decide how to proceed, Brolin and Gardner strip down to their underwear. They’re also now in handcuffs.

“Know this: I do pilates, okay?” Brolin tells them while putting his leg up on a desk. “It’s gonna hurt you more than it’s gonna hurt me.”

As police sirens approach, the robbers take off, but Brolin and Gardner fantasize about cops getting involved in their plans.

“I hope those beefy pigs don’t try to join in,” Gardner says.

“But if they do, he’s gonna film it,” Brolin says enthusiastically, pointing to bank teller Bowen Yang, who has tried desperately to avoid having anything to do with the couple.

“Keep me out of it!” Yang yells.

This sketch wasn’t the only time Brolin removed some layers, as the Dune star hopped in an ice bath to close out his monologue.

Saturday Night Live host Josh Brolin teamed up with Heidi Gardner to play bank customers caught up in a heist who use their kinkiness to help get the robbers to abandon their mission.

After two armed men dressed in black enter, Gardner eggs them on despite their hesitancy to engage with her.

“No one gets hurt? Yeah, right. I’ve seen enough movies to know what happens to a chick like me. Take me to the vault and get it over with, you nasty boys!” she exclaims, prompting one of the robbers (James Austin Johnson) to respond: “Lady, shut up!”

Brolin, wanting in on the action, chimes in: “And what am I supposed to do, just watch? Watch helpless as you have your way with my supple wife?”

A minute later, the pair are revealed to have tied their hands themselves.

“We didn’t want to give you sickos the satisfaction,” Brolin says. “Oh God, I can picture it now: you probably are going to take my chick in the back and lay her on a bed of quarters and make a smut film in the vault. You make me sick!”

Despite the second robber (Devon Walker) insisting that they don’t want to do anything with his wife, Brolin informs him that he and Gardner “just opened up our marriage.”

The addition of Marcello Hernandez as the getaway driver was a bonus to them. “Oh, look at that!” Gardner ogled. “A barely legal Latino!”

As the three robbers huddle up and decide how to proceed, Brolin and Gardner strip down to their underwear. They’re also now in handcuffs.

“Know this: I do pilates, okay?” Brolin tells them while putting his leg up on a desk. “It’s gonna hurt you more than it’s gonna hurt me.”

As police sirens approach, the robbers take off, but Brolin and Gardner fantasize about cops getting involved in their plans.

“I hope those beefy pigs don’t try to join in,” Gardner says.

“But if they do, he’s gonna film it,” Brolin says enthusiastically, pointing to bank teller Bowen Yang, who has tried desperately to avoid having anything to do with the couple.

“Keep me out of it!” Yang yells.

This sketch wasn’t the only time Brolin removed some layers, as the Dune star hopped in an ice bath to close out his monologue.