21 Ridiculous (and Seriously Problematic) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Figures of the ’90s
Playmates exec #1: (bursts into office) I never got to tell you the fourth Wacky Wild West Turtle!Playmates exec #2: (silence)Playmates exec #1: Are you ready for it?Playmates exec #2: (silence)Playmates exec #1: I saved it for last because I wasn’t sure you’d like it.Playmates exec #2: (silence)Playmates exec #1: Chief Leo! Playmates exec #2: (long silence)Playmates exec #1: Whew! Okay, let me read you the official bio because I’m really pleased with myself for this. (clears throat) “Those smoke signals mean war when…