Jeff Bezos Tweets About Eating McDonalds
Jeff Bezos can eat a McDonald’s hamburger with nostalgia, though the rest of us have a hard time stomaching him.Photo: Matt Winkelmeyer (Getty Images)Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is the McDonald’s hamburger of humanity—an obscenely dry, flat thing that hides its own curious nature with a slathering of condiments and toppings. Both man and burger represent the incredible wealth and ubiquitous extremes of modern consumerism, neither supplying enough to aid either individual or society. Both have wormed their way into the world’s!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->…