unimaginative

It’s yet another sub-par day at the Blumhouse factory, production line operating at full, breakneck speed, yet machinery on the perilous verge of total collapse. The house of horror, behind hit franchises like Insidious, Paranormal Activity and The Purge, has become something of a franchise in itself, a branded string of low-budget films making a high profit, yet quality control has forever been an issue and in the last year or so, it’s barely existed.On the first cursed weekend of January 2023, usually home to the most…

What?(A screenshot from the Samsung ad) Chris Matyszczyk/screenshotIt's over. The iPhone 14 has emerged and you can finally look forward to ordering an iPhone in a new color.Or, as Steve Jobs' daughter Eve seemed to suggest, not ordering an iPhone at all.Samsung, though, still can't cope with the idea that you're a such a myopic, unimaginative Apple cult member that you'll simply buy the iPhone 14 because that's what you always do.So it's spent a large sum of money to explain to you just how much of a myopic,…